‘you must be following me’ oh nope nevermind then
‘you must be following me’ oh nope nevermind then
‘next time: dick handling?????????????’ is one of my favorite things ive ever written
‘next time: dick handling?????????????’ is one of my favorite things ive ever written
my turn to shitpost nerds (it’s not even that bad lmao) jill, despite her totally sexed up...
my turn to shitpost nerds (it’s not even that bad lmao)
jill, despite her totally sexed up wardrobe and how she acts sometimes, is totally pure and chaste as hell. not for lack of wanting to Get Down And Dirty of course, she's still a teenager. it's just that she was too young for it when she got into the gunslinging (like 15) and once she took on the carolina jill persona it was too late for her. she dated two boys before doing gunslinging full time and never got farther than a kiss each (the first one broke up with her because they didn't spend enough time together, she broke up with the second for the same reason because she was getting too busy with guns). so by the time she's carolina jill and established as a sweet southern starlet she's been single for a couple years and hasn't had time to get close enough to anybody and there's also that fear of being found out as a fraud and not wanting to start a big scandal (unlike SOME people we know, looks pertinently at lucy).
so she's like a secret virgin cause she totally acts like she knows whats up and would never admit to having 0 experience in that arena. she totally has all the build up down pat, like the sultry looks and teasing touches and she knows all sorts of innuendos (though she's reluctant to bring those out). she would flirt a lot with cute boys at the rodeo but when things get Serious, as they almost did in the pantry, she closes up shop like HAHA WOAH OK SLOW DOWN COWBOY.
and it would take a little while for her to even be comfortable like. bein touched at all. and she would have set up boundaries to keep anything from happening quicker than she likes. honestly she's probably been groped at by gross fans before so she'd be super wary of it even with somebody she likes. anyway. with those boundaries up whoever she's with (picadilly. lets not kid ourselves it'd be picadilly) wouldn't know when exactly it's okay and she wouldn't be so great at making it clear until she literally grabs his hands and puts em on her boobs and just looks at him while turning really red.
(i bet picadilly could get her bra off and out from under her shirt without her even noticing.)
she'd actually like being touched a lot. A Lot. not even necessarily being touched for the purpose of getting off. just like, being explored. hands on her back and stomach hips and neck and shoulders and arms and thighs etc. hands anywhere. it probably goes double for kisses. like i can totally see picadilly doing that thing gomez does with morticia on the addams family where he kisses up her arm and jill just completely red and giggly about it (alternately really breathy and chewing her fingers if he does it up her leg instead while she lays back and watches ha ha ha). overall though her favorite place to be kissed/touched (besides the obvious) would be her breasts. it's intimate so she can relax and play with his hair while he does his thing (she really likes his firetruck hair) and he's not too far away to pull up for real kisses, and they're sensitive enough that she can actually get off a little bit from it. basically she wants to be worshiped/lavished in affection. is that so wrong.
and this is before she'd even take her clothes off at all. not that there's even much to take off but yOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. she'd still probably be keeping up the carolina jill facade even this far too. at least until whenever picadilly takes off the latex mask and shows her his real face (and probably like a million fucking scars theres no way that boy isnt a complete mess). it'd only be fair to show her own true face, even if it's less eventful and is just shorter hair. it's symbolic ok????
next time: dick handling???????????
Does Ivy puns i made are little bucked up
okay enough
Man Ivy looks so bored. I bet they would much rather running around and having fawn.
ivy doesnt need a kid to look after. lucien is trouble enough as it is
That rothart sure is a haughty magician. I bet he has a lot of illusions of grandeur
unironically though
henryventure: What Color is Your Cleansuit? (5x01) Eat the...
What Color is Your Cleansuit? (5x01)
Eat the pennies, Quizboy.
So your url is based on corn? Have you ever got arrested for stalking
I bet when luciens in lingerie, he always gives police officers the slip
Whats the law system like where lucien lives? For example, if he stole a calender would he get twelve months
i used uke/seme to refer to a relationship between two girls once before i Knew Better and even then...
i used uke/seme to refer to a relationship between two girls once before i Knew Better and even then it felt weird and wrong
Does lucien play the UKElele
rjinswand: theultimatesynner: NOT THE CUBONE >:'( And is...
NOT THE CUBONE >:'(
And is that JOHN from Sherlock?!
concerned about the implication that there's war on utopian pokeworld
triptrippy: anOTHER ishimondo comic. under the cut. sorta normal highschool biz. amazing. Read...
anOTHER ishimondo comic. under the cut. sorta normal highschool biz. amazing.
it costs 1 dollar to withdraw any amount of money from your...
it costs 1 dollar to withdraw any amount of money from your project wonderful account
i finally broke even
elliestarling: elliestarling: 6-6-13, page 189. We get caught...
6-6-13, page 189. We get caught back up with our non-creepily lit main cast.
good night
why are vines so fucking funny. what is it about that format that makes everything hilarious
why are vines so fucking funny. what is it about that format that makes everything hilarious
you're not wrong though
i imagine that's the only time alice will ever be on top
kata ouT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
My Tumblr...
My Tumblr Crushes:
alice has been at the top of my list since i fuckin met her
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